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A Country Without Bordellos Is Like A House Without Bathrooms.

Words Can Bruise And Break Hearts, And Minds As Well. There Are No Black And Blue Marks, No Broken Bones To Put In Plaster Casts, And Therefore No Prison Bars For The Offender.

In Europe, It Doesn't Matter If You're A Man Or A Woman - We Make Love With Anyone We Find Attractive.

There Comes A Time When Suddenly You Realize That Laughter Is Something You Remember And That You Were The One Laughing.

The Average Man Is More Interested In A Woman Who Is Interested In Him Than He Is In A Woman With Beautiful Legs.