I Think People Are Wise To Keep

Russell Crowe Likes To Tell Jokes, Which I Can't. I Can't Remember A Joke To Save My Life. I Don't Have A Brain For It.

I Learn That You Can Work Really Hard And Still Have A Great Time. That Is Part Of Russell Crowe Philosophy.

There's No One Who's Ever Been Significantly In My Life For Whom I Don't Have A Sort Of Tenderness Because They Helped To Shape Who I Am.

A Friend Of Mine Had This Great Theory About The Teletubbies, That It's Preparing Us For Being Mindless. And Getting Us Ready For Living In An Underground World. That's Why The Scenery Is So Flat.

The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done To Get A Guy's Attention? I Admit I Stalked Someone. I Showed Up At A Restaurant Where I Knew The Guy Worked, And We Were Actually Good Friends And Had Lost Touch, And I Pretended That I Didn't Know He Worked There.