I Think People, For The Most Part,

I'm Directing The Sky Show. I'm Not Going To Be In It. I'm Just Writing And Directing It. So That'll Satisfy That Part Of My Brain.

It's A Lot Of Anti-gay, Racist Humor—which People Like In America—all Couched In 'i'm Telling It Like It Is.' He's In The Right Place At The Right Time For That Gee-shucks, Proud-to-be-a-redneck, I'm-just-a-straight-shooter-multimillionaire-in-cutoff-flannel-selling-ring-tones Act. That's Where We Are As A Nation Now. We're In A State Of Vague American Values And Anti-intellectual Pride.

When We Were On The Bus Doing The Mr. Show Hooray For America Tour There Was A Lot Of Laughter And A Lot Of Pot Smoking And A Lot Of Speed Metal Listening And Video Game Playing. Of Course That Was All Brian Posehn.

What President Of The Airline Is Doing Is, He's Urging Everyone To Give Up Their Frequent Flyer Miles For Sick Kids... But As I Was Reading This, There Were Two Empty Seats Next To Me. Why Can't Sick Kids Sit There? If They're So Concerned With Sick Kids, Shouldn't They Have Like A Pen Of Sick Kids Next To The Gate?

If People Disagree With Me And Want To Articulate It, That's Not Only Their Right But Almost Their Obligation.