I Think People Tend To Be Very

I'm Such A Fangirl When It Comes To Other Writers. I Read 250 Books A Year, And I'm Always Talking Up Books By Other Authors.

Owning A Dog Is Slightly Less Expensive Than Being Addicted To Crack.

Ambien Might Have Mentally Just Tossed My Salad. With Croutons.

When Did The Cell Phone Become A License To Be Rude? And Why Must I Be Subjected To Your Personal Conversations?

I'm Very Detail Oriented. I Think That's Why People Enjoy My Memoirs - Because I Tend To Remember Everything.