I Think Since I Was Kid People

Artistically, I Find Jokes Really Satisfying Aesthetically, Because There's Something Great About Getting An Idea Down To A Sentence Or Two.

To Remove All Credibility From What You're Saying Try Wearing Sunglasses On Your Forehead.

Count Your Blessings, But Not Out-loud, At The Top Of Your Lungs.

Skeet Shooting Is Probably More Satisfying If You Really Hate Skeets.

The Bird, The Bee, The Running Child Are All The Same To The Sliding Glass Door.