I Think Since I Was Kid People

Cotton Balls Is An Example Of Something I Would Buy, But Not Want To Have As A Nickname. Cinnamon Buns, On The Other Hand, Is Something I Would Buy And Want To Have As A Nickname. 'are You Cinnamon Buns?' 'you Bet Your Sweet Ass I Am.'

A Large Portion Of The Earth's Land Area Is Taken Up By Old Varsity Jackets.

A Car Alarm Is A Way For A Car To Tell Everyone That Its Owner Is An Asshole.

My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much. He's A Touche Bag.

I Don't Want To Be My Own Boss. I Want To Be My Own Colleague.