I Think That If People Are Having

Everything Is So Weird In Politics That It's Very Hard To Be Funny About It, I Think.

I Always Like To Make Explicit The Fact That Before I Went Off Not Too Long Ago To Fight In The Trenches, I Was A Mathematician By Profession. I Don't Like People To Get The Idea That I Have To Do This For A Living. I Mean, It Isn't As Though I Had To Do This, You Know, I Could Be Making, Oh, Three Thousand Dollars A Year Just Teaching.

I Find That If You Take The Various Popular Song Forms To Their Logical Extremes, You Can Arrive At Almost Anything From The Ridiculous To The Obscene-or, As They Say In New York, Sophisticated.

You Cant Be Satirical And Not Be Offensive To Somebody.

They Love Us Everywhere We Go. So When In Doubt, Send The Marines.