I Think That Many Things That Go

Turns Out We've Been Eating The Wrong Things...since The Dawn Of Civilisation

Republicans And Democrats Can Barely Do What They're Supposed To Do, And They Sure Can't Do Math!

I Never Thought That Bill Clinton Should Be The President. When He Was Running To Be The President Of The United States, He Said On Over A Hundred Occasions, He Said The Following: He Said, 'one Of The Great Accomplishments While I Was The Governor Of Arkansas, Was To Take My State In Education From 50th To 49th.' And I Thought, ' You Know, Bill, You Should Keep That A Secret.

I'm Constantly In Fear Of Having A Stroke.

I Can Be Drunk Until 6 In The Morning, And Then I Don't Have To Show Up To Work Until 14 Hours Later.