I Think The Hardest Thing To Do

I'm Glad I Was Born When I Was. My Time Was The Golden Age Of Variety. If I Were Starting Out Again Now, Maybe Things Would Happen For Me, But It Certainly Would Not Be On A Variety Show With 28 Musicians, 12 Dancers, Two Major Guest Stars, 50 Costumes A Week By Bob Mackie - The Networks Just Wouldn't Spend The Money Today.

I Don't Have False Teeth. Do You Think I'd Buy Teeth Like These?

You Do Have To Love Your Kids Enough To Let Them Hate You. But It's The Disease That's Hating You, Not Them.

I Wish My Mother Had Left Me Something About How She Felt Growing Up. I Wish My Grandmother Had Done The Same. I Wanted My Girls To Know Me.

I've Always Been Able To Recount Things And I Have A Really Good Memory About Dialog And What People Have Said Before And This And That.