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Was It A Sign Of Creeping Decrepitude?

In Department Stores, So Much Kitchen Equipment Is Bought Indiscriminately By People Who Just Come In For Men's Underwear.

I Always Give My Bird A Generous Butter Massage Before I Put It In The Oven. Why? Because I Think The Chicken Likes It -- And, More Important, I Like To Give It.

Some Children Like To Make Castles Out Of Their Rice Pudding, Or Faces With Raisins For Eyes. It Is Forbidden -- So Sternly That, When They Grow Up, They Take A Horrid Revenge By Dying Meringues Pale Blue Or Baking Birthday Cakes In The Form Of Horseshoes Or Lyres Or Whatnot.

If You Are Going To Flip Something, You Must Have The Courage Of Your Convictions.