I Think The Internet Is A Huge

I Love A Massage. I'd Go Every Day If I Could. I Don't Need To Be Wrapped In Herbs Like A Salmon Fillet, But I Do Love A Massage.

I Really Enjoy Playing That Everyman Part Because That Part Is Us, The Audience. And You Need Somebody Inside A Comedy To Tether The Absurdity To Reality.

I Became An Adult Before I Had A Kid, Which I Highly Recommend. I Just Like To Throw Her Around. She's A Really Good Snuggler, And She Likes To Give Kisses And Hugs.

I'm Not A 'celebrity'. I'm Not A Big Huge Star And So When People See Me It's Usually To Talk About Something I've Done And That's A Great Conversation To Have.

I Would Rather Do Three Or Four Small Parts Every Year As Opposed To Some Of The Lower-hanging Fruit That Might Get My Name Above The Title.