I Think The 'south Park' Guys Are

I'm Not Good Looking. I'm Very Strange - A Very Bony Face On An Enormous Skull, And I Don't Like To Be Naked Because I Don't Like How I Look Naked. And - No, No. I Own A Lot Of My House, Because I'm Irish And From People Who Never Owned Anything. So I Could Have A Lot More Trappings Of Wealth If Every Time I Had 20 Extra Dollars I Didn't Pay Off More Of The Mortgage.

Women Can Go On Marrying And Pretending That Their Boyfriends And Husbands Are Mr. Darcy Or Some Romcom Dream Man. But Where's That Going To Get 'em? Besides Divorce Court?

One Person Simply Can’t Be All Things To Another Person – Sexually Or Otherwise—and Unmet Needs, Unfulfilled Desire, And Unexplored Possibilities Are Prices We Pay To Be In Ltrs (long –term Relationships). Monogamous, Polyamorous, Femdom, Or Whatever: All Couples People Walk Around Feeling A Little Unfulfilled. (single People, Too). Because No One Gets Everything They Want.

Every American May Have Equal Access To Ice Cream, But There's No Guarantee That The Outcome Of Eating Ice Cream Will Be Equal.

Every Relationship You Are In Will Fail, Until One Doesn't