I Think The U.k. Is Too Small

Family, That Slippery Word, A Star To Every Wandering Bark, And Everyone Sailing Under A Different Sky.

How Pleased We Are To Have Our Eyes Opened But How Easily We Close Them Again.

Most Murders Are Committed By Someone Who Is Known To The Victim. In Fact, You Are Most Likely To Be Murdered By A Member Of Your Own Family On Christmas Day.

My Book Has A Very Simple Surface, But There Are Layers Of Irony And Paradox All The Way Through It.

Children Simply Don't Make The Distinction; A Book Is Either Good Or Bad. And Some Of The Books They Think Are Good Are Very, Very Bad Indeed.