I Think Things Evolve Into Jokes. I

Show Business Is One Of The Few Businesses That The Devil Will Actually Agree To Own Just A Portion Of Your Soul Because He Knows If You Have A Performer's Ego You Were Probably Working For Him All Along.

I Used To Do A Lot Of Drugs. I Didn't Stop Because I Didn't Enjoy Them; I Stopped Because I Couldn't Handle The Commitment.

I'm Not Completely Sure We Aren't All Living In A Hallucination Now.

One Thing I'm Grateful For, And Also Surprised And Excited About, Is That I Have A Place In The Community Of Comics Now. In A Real Way. And I Honor That. A Lot Of What I Do Is In Support Of The Community And Bringing New Talent - Talking To People That People Don't Know. And Defining Us As A Community.

Buying My Wife A Gun Sort Of Like Me Saying, ' You Know, I Kinda Want To Kill Myself, But I Want It To Be A Surprise'.