I Think We Should Stop Asking People

Don't Think. Get Out Of Your Head. Stop Planning And Just Go.

No One Looks Stupid When They're Having Fun.

Please Don't Drive Drunk, Okay? Seriously... But By All Means, Walk Drunk. That Looks Hilarious. Everyone Loves To Watch Someone Act Like They Are Trying To Make It To Safety During A Hurricane.

I Used To Get My Hair Dyed At A Place Called Big Hair. It Cost $15. They Just Used Straight Bleach, So My Hair Was The Color Of White Lined Paper, And My Eyebrows Looked Like They Were Done With A Thick Black Marker.

I Grew Up Watching Skating All The Time In The Olympic Stuff.