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The Best Piece Of Advice I Ever Had Was From My Sister Who Told Me To Get A Dog. I Have Four Now And They Have Changed My Life. Having Dogs Makes You Into A Less Selfish Person. You Have To Pay Attention To These Other Beings And They Become Your Best Friends And Brighten Up Everything In Your Life - They Force You Out Of The Door In The Morning, Because You Have To Take Them For Walks.

I Know You're Not Supposed To Have Tv In Your Room, But I Like Watching A Little. I Need Something Mindless.

It's Pronounced 'romaine,' Like The Lettuce.

Hour-long Tv Is No Joke. It Tests You As A Human Being. It Makes You A Stronger Person, But It's Really Crazy.

When My Husband Kisses My Ears. My Ears Turn Me On Like Nothing Else, They Must Be My Most Erogenous Zone. Just Having My Ears Kneaded Is Like A Full Body Massage.