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It Doesn't Matter If They're In Front Of The Camera Or Behind The Camera. I Know Women Who Are Producers Who Are Surviving On Nothing But Juice And Almonds.

The Things That I Write Are Autobiographical In A Surreal Sense, Like When You Have A Dream And You Go To The Doctor's Office, But Then You Turn Around And It's Actually Your Childhood Home And The Doctor Has Turned Into Ryan Reynolds.

The Fashion Industry Isn't Merely Content To Encase My Meaty Flanks In Skintight Denim. Oh, No! That Denim Also Has To Be White, A Color That Attracts Ketchup, Wine, Garlic Aioli, And Any Other Foodstuffs I Might Otherwise Be Able To Enjoy If I Wasn't Wearing Ridiculously Tight Pants.

I Have Never Been An Ambitious Person, And My Participation In This Industry Is A Fluke, But Only Male Writers Can Afford To Be Coy And Self-deprecating.

When You're Trying To Come Up With An Idea For A Movie It's Actually The Hardest Part - The Germ Of The Idea. Inevitably You Think Of Something That Would Be Great And Then Discover That It Was On An Episode Of The Simpsons.