I Thought A Dignified Thing To Do

It's A Wise Thing To Hold Back.

The Bullying Was Hideous And Relentless, And We Turned It Round By Making Ourselves Celebrities.

My Dresser And I Have The Hots For The New Rugby Ace Danny Cipriani. We Have A Shrine In My Dressing Room - Press Photos Of Him On The Field Looking Swarthy And Fit, And Snaps Of Our Boy Emerging From Mayfair Nightclubs, Looking Sexy And Dishevelled.

It Was All About Wanting To Get Revenge. Pathetic, Really, But It Still Is The Motivation.

There Is A Single Entendre, But I Don't Know About A Triple One.