I Thought I Was Funny As A

I Have Friends Who Vote Tory, And I'm Appalled, But That's Not To Say They're Not Great People In So Many Other Ways.

There Are Two Types Of People In This World: One Who Opens A Packet Of Biscuits, Has One And Puts The Rest Back In The Cupboard, And One Who Eats The Whole Packet In One Go.

Who Do I Like? I Am A Big Fan Of French And Saunders - Not That That They Are Particularly Stand-up I Have To Say, But I Think They Have Been Great For Women And They Are Of Themselves Just Incredibly Funny Whether They Are Male Or Female.

So, My Style Has Hopefully Changed Over The Years And It Is More Relaxed, And I Do Tend To Smile And Have More Than One Expression These Days Hopefully - Which I Didn't At The Beginning.

Inside Every Fat Person There's A Thin Person Looking To Get Out - They've Just Eaten Them.