I Thought It Was Against The Law

The Bastards Murdered Half My Family.

Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.

It's Difficult To See How It's Possible To Become Immensely Valuable By Singing What Are The Most Hideous Songs.

In The Event That I Am Reincarnated, I Would Like To Return As A Deadly Virus, In Order To Contribute Something To Solve Overpopulation.

You're Not Wearing Mink Knickers,are You?