I Thought Maybe He Was Seeing Another

June Cackled With Delight, Muttering, "whoops!" As A Car Almost Killed Them.

All I Could Think Of Was That The Teachers Must've Found The Illegal Stash Of Candy I'd Been Selling Out Of My Dorms Room. Or Maybe They'd Realized I Got My Essay On Tom Sawyer From The Internet Without Ever Reading The Book And Now They Were Going To Take Away My Grade. Or Worse, They Were Going To Make Me Read The Book.

I Tried To Tell Them That Things Would Be Okay, But I Didn't Believe It.

Do You Always Try To Kill People When They Blow Their Nose?

Just Because You Don't See Me Doesn't Mean I Wasn't There