I Thought, While They're Up And Firm,

If Indeed It's A Race Then The Chicks Do The Most It Isn't A Brag Or An Estrogen Boast It's The Women Who've Led Me With Big Open Hearts If Not For Their Love I'd Have Failed At The Start. And It's Not Just The Mothers I Speak Of Them All It's A Woman There First When Somebody Falls. The Multi Of Tasking That's Easy To Tease I Dare A Great Man To Try It All, Please! So This Is My Shout Out My Rallying Cry To Women All Over I Hold You Up High And Though There Are Others Who'll Think This Poem Strange It's The Women Who Plant The Root Of Big Change.

I Too Was A Little Embarrassed By My Recent Topless 'scandal' And The Subsequent Parodies.

Exchange The Words 'have To' With 'get To.' Exchange The Word 'can't' With 'unwilling.

You'll Never See Me In The Front Row Of A Fashion Show. I'm Uninterested In It; I Find It Trivial And Banal And Boring.

My Kids Are Not Interested In Anything I Do. And I Mean That Not In Any Dis To My Children Or Dis To Me. My Kids Have Their Own Life, They Could Give A Sh*t What I Do.