I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop

I Tell Ya, I Know The Best Way To Get Girls. I Hang Out At Women's Prisons, And Wait For Parolees.

I Was So Ugly My Parents Had To Hang A Pork Chop Around My Neck To Get The Dog To Play With Me.

I Tell Ya, Gambling Never Agreed With Me. Last Week I Went To The Track And They Shot My Horse With The Opening Gun.

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.

I'm A Bisexual; I Get It Maybe Twice A Year.