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To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.

You Can Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time, And All The People Some Of The Time, Which Is Just Long Enough To Be President Of The United States.

Said Hamlet To Ophelia, I'll Draw A Sketch Of Thee. What Kind Of Pencil Shall I Use? 2b Or Not 2b?

We Haven't Got A Plan So Nothing Can Go Wrong!

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War A Mistake!