I Try Not To Bore My Readers.

Love Does Not Appear With Any Warning Signs. You Fall Into It As If Pushed From A High Diving Board.

Viagra Is A Drug, Just Like Cocaine. It Can Cause You To Become Addicted.

I Love People-watching At The Clubs In Los Angeles, Where Girls Make Fools Of Themselves And Guys Pay Thousands Of Dollars For A Couple Of Bottles Of Vodka Just So They Can Get A Table. It's Quite A Scene.

Your Whole Life Is Ahead Of You. Don't You Ever Forget That.

The Husbands, Who Sometimes Have Another Family Who's Grown, Are Going, Now I Can Spend Time With My Baby. Oh Yeah, I Bet Your Other Family Is Really Thrilled.