I Try Not To Invent Things That

Many Of Life's Failures Are People Who Did Not Realize How Close They Were To Success When They Gave Up.

A Diamond Is A Piece Of Coal That Stuck To The Job

Interest Is The Invention Of Satan.

I Am Proud Of The Fact That I Never Invented Weapons To Kill.

Fish Seem To Be Rather Conservative Around This Bay, One Seldom Catches Enough To Form The Fundamental Basis For A Lie. Dante Left Out One Of The Torments Of Hades — I Could Imagine A Doomed Mortal Made To Untangle Wet Fish Lines Forever. Everybody Lost Patience At The Stupidity Of The Fish In Not Coming Forward Promptly To Be Murdered.