I Try Not To Invent Things That

The Only Thing I Use My Body For Is To Carry My Brain Around.

X-rays ... I Am Afraid Of Them. I Stopped Experimenting With Them Two Years Ago, When I Came Near To Losing My Eyesight And Dally, My Assistant Practically Lost The Use Of Both Of His Arms.

I Never Once Failed At Making A Light Bulb. I Just Found Out 99 Ways Not To Make One.

No Such Thing As Bad Results

I Am So Deaf I Am Debarred From Hearing All The Time Articulation And Have To Depend On The Judgment Of Others.