I Try To Avoid Giving Advice.

The Best Things In Life Are Silly.

Recently I Quit Caffeine. My Doctor Seems To Think That 17 Diet Cokes Per Day Is Too Much. In Case You Ever Consider Getting Off Caffeine Yourself, Let Me Explain The Process. You Begin By Sitting Motionlessly In A Desk Chair. Then You Just Keep Doing That Forever Because Life Has No Meaning.

If You Haven't Already Told Your Kids 'don't Fellate The President' Then You're Probably A Bad Parent.

Some People Fear That Technology Will Become More Engaging Than Live Human Interactions. That's Silly; Technology Is Already Way More Interesting Than Other People.

I Think 'dilbert' Will Remain Popular As Long As Employees Are Frustrated And They Fear The Consequences Of Complaining Too Loudly. 'dilbert' Is The Designated Voice Of Discontent For The Workplace. I Never Planned It That Way. It Just Happened.