I Try To Be A Good Human

I Would Rather Beat The Yankees Regularly Than Pitch A No Hit Game.

The Soldiers That Didn't Come Back Were The Heroes. It's A Roll Of The Dice. If A Bullet Has Your Name On It, You're A Hero. If You Hear A Bullet Go By, You're A Survivor.

Nowadays, They Have More Trouble Packing Hair Dryers Than Baseball Equipment.

I Did What Any American Could And Should Do: Serve His Country In Its Time Of Need.

Yankee Stadium, It's Like Everything Else In This Country. In Europe, They Save All Their Old Buildings For History. Here, We Just Tear Them All Down.