I Try To Be Known More For

The Problem With Prostitutes Is, What If You Actually Like Somebody You Meet In That Situation? Where Do You Go From There? What Do You Do?

The Last Time I Used? What Do You Mean? I Used My Toaster This Morning.

When Friends Asked Me, Can We Help? I'd Say, Not Unless You Can Alter Time, Speed Up The Harvest Or Teleport Me Off This Rock. I Used That Line From Star Wars.

I Tried Marriage. I'm 0 For 3 With The Marriage Thing. So, Being A Ballplayer - I Believe In Numbers. I'm Not Going 0 For 4. I'm Not Wearing A Golden Sombrero.

Once You Start Altering Your Body's Blueprint, Things Start Falling Apart. Some Players Take Steroids, And Two Years Later, After They've Broken Records, Suddenly They Have Back Problems, Shoulder Problems, Arm Problems. They're Out Of The Game For Good.