I Try To Cast Really Good Actors

You Wasted $150,000 On An Education You Could Have Got For A Buck Fifty In Late Charges At The Public Library.

I've Finally Learnt How To Say, 'no Comment'. To Appear In The Tabloids Is A Real Learning Curve And A Steep One At That. You Had Better Learn Quick Or You Get Burnt.

When You Are In Your 20s And You're Not Married With Kids, You're Having Fun. But When You're In Your 30s And You're Not Married And Don't Have Kids, You Begin To Develop A Peter Pan Complex. As You Grow Older, You Have More Responsibilities And You Have To Step Up To Them.

There Is Nothing Worse That A Thirteen-year-old Boy. You're Embarrassed By Your Parents, And You're Trying To Find Your Independance Because, Deep Inside, You Are So Dependent On Your Mom.

I'm Much More Interested In What An Actor Has To Say About Something Substantial And Important Than Who They're Dating Or What Clothes They're Wearing Or Some Other Asinine, Insignificant Aspect Of Their Life.