I Try To Just Talk About Human

They Say The Universe Started With A Big Bang. I Hope Everybody Stood Well Back.

My Sexuality Is Straight Transvestite Or Male Lesbian. It Seems We Are Beyond The Idea That I Am Gay And Hiding It. If I Had To Describe How I Feel In My Head, I'd Say I'm A Complete Boy Plus Half A Girl. I Don't Seem To Have The Sixth Sense That Women Have Or Their Stronger Senses Of Taste And Smell. Gay Men Can Also Have It But Straight Men Don't.

It's My Manifest Destiny To Wear A Skirt In All Countries.

You Have No Control Over Your Cat! You Can't Say To Your Cat, "cat, Heel! Stay! Wait! Lie Down! Roll Over!" 'cause The Cat's Just Gonna Be Sitting There Going, "interesting Words ... Have You Finished?" While You're Shouting All This To Your Cat, Your Dog's Next To You, Going ... [mimes Obeying All Commands] "what The Hell Are You Doing? I'm Talking To The Cat!" "oh, I'm Sorry!"

I'd Be Happy To Be Taken As A Woman - And That's What I Was Initially Trying To Do When I Started Throwing On Dresses And Stuff. But That Wasn't Going To Happen Because Everyone Kept Calling Me Sir. So I Thought I'd Change The Method And Just Start Wearing What I Wanted To Wear.