I Try To Just Talk About Human

I Try To Keep Performing As Much As Possible - I Just Like To. I Used To Take Huge Gaps Off Between Gigs, Now I Just Like To Do Stand-up Gigs As Much As I Can.

If You Can Be Your Own Force Of Nature And Have A Positive Heart, Then You Can Actually Do Something Good In The World.

I Just Play To Progressive Audiences. You Know, If They're Watching Discovery Channel, History Channel, That Kind Of Thing, "monty Python" Have Already Laid The Groundwork. They're Known Around The World. People Like That Kind Of Surrealist, Left-field Humor, And That's What I Do. And "saturday Night Live," A Lot Of American Humor. "the Simpsons," Above All, The Weird, Left-field Humor, Which I Love. And Sardonic. So That's All I'm Doing. I Find That Audience, And They're In Every Developed Country Around The World.

I Want To Be A Taxidermist! I Wanna Fill Animals With Sand. I Wanna Get More Sand Into An Animal Than Anybody Has Ever Bloody Got In One. I Wanna Fill A Rat With The Entire Gobi Desert, So It’s Really Quite Tight.

It's A Historical Thing, Up To The 19th Century The English Hated The French. Then In The 20th Century The English Started To Hate The Germans - As We Began To Move Alphabetically Through The Map Of The World. Now, The Year 2000, We Are Fine With The Germans... But The Hungarians Are Pissing Us Off.