I Try To Tell The Truth.

I'm Not For Cutting Off Hands But I'm More For Cutting Off Hands Than I Am For Molesting Children, If That's What It Takes To Stop It. I Think That's Fair.

Billy Tauzin Is One Of The Most Interesting People In Washington. He Is Smart, Funny, And Interesting.

Grover Norquist Is A Mean-spirited, Humorless, Dishonest Little Creep... An Embarrassing Anomaly, The Leering, Drunken Uncle Everyone Else Wishes Would Stay Home... [he] Is Repulsive, Granted, But There Aren't Nearly Enough Of Him To Start A Purge Trial.

I Think [pat] Buchanan Is Far Too Easily And Glibly Dismissed.

Every Single Comedian In Canada Is Now Living In The United States.