I Turned Down Many Chances To Be

I Like To Know Why A Video Has Suddenly Gone Viral, Why A Song Has Broken, Why A Tv Show Is Suddenly Rating Out Of Pattern... I'm Pretty Good At Understanding Why Things Are Becoming Popular.

You Sounded Like Dolly Parton On Helium." (after Kristy Lee Cook Of Season 7 On American Idol,sang Her Country Rendition Of The Beatles'"eight Days A Week.)

I Have Always Hated Celebrities Lecturing People On Politics.

Linda Mccartney Sausages Were My Favorite. Theyre Much Better Than Eating Real Sausages And You Dont Have To Contemplate Half Way Through Exactly Whats Inside Them. ... You Can Have Them, A Bit Of Fried Bread, Tinned Tomatoes. Delicious.

In Tv, Film, And Music There's A Lot Of Snobbery, And I Don't Like It. I've Never Been A Cultural Snob.