I Turned Down Many Chances To Be

Everyone Who Turns Up On 'x Factor' Does It Because A Door Has Been Closed To Them At Some Time In Their Lives, And This Is The Only Shot They Have Got.

Linda Mccartney Sausages Were My Favorite. Theyre Much Better Than Eating Real Sausages And You Dont Have To Contemplate Half Way Through Exactly Whats Inside Them. ... You Can Have Them, A Bit Of Fried Bread, Tinned Tomatoes. Delicious.

I Like Spaghetti Bolognese, I Like Baked Beans On Toast. I Hate French Food. I Hate Fancy Food.

Talking To Celebrities Is Too Much Effort. They All Think The Same.

We Have Hated The French For Years. Now You Have Just Joined The Club. It Makes You Much More Likable.