I Used My History Degree About Twice

Don’t Lick The Guests, Darling. Bad Manners.

When I Die Of Heart Failure The Next Time You Frighten Me Like That, You Can Put That On My Gravestone —‘i Didn’t Mean To Startle Her

I Think That I Can Count On The Fingers Of One Hand The Times You've Actually Said The Word ‘women' And Not Replaced It With An Epithet Referring To Female Genitalia." "hey, He's Not That Bad," Warren Said. "sometimes He Calls Them Cows Or Whores.

You Will Eat This And Go To Sleep, So Your Pronouns Get Their Antecedents Back.

In This Dream, I Wasn’t A Coyote Shapeshifter Trying To Hold A Werewolf, I Was Coyote’s Almost Daughter, And I Had All The Strength Of The World In My Arms.