I Used The Pen Name Because I

…made Me Promise To Cut Down On The Drinking And Swearing, Which I Have. Unfortunately, This Has Left Me Dim-witted And Nearly Speechless.

I Turned To The Times Crossword Puzzle And Asked Kate, “what’s The Definition Of A Moderate Arab?” “i Don’t Know.” “a Guy Who Ran Out Of Ammunition.

Somehow Our Devils Are Never Quite What We Expect When We Meet Them Face To Face.

Job Happiness Is Directly Proportional To The Distance You Are From The Home Office.

I Sometimes Use Some Personality Traits To Fashion Part Of A Character. Most Of My Characters Are Composites Of Either People I Know Or People In The Public Eye.