I Used To Buy Into A Former

No One Understands That The First Amendment Is Only Important If You Are Going To Offend Somebody. If You're Not Going To Offend Somebody, You Don't Need Protection Of The First Amendment.

If The Human Body's Obscene, Complain To The Manufacturer, Not Me.

I May Be Paralyzed From The Waist Down, But Unlike Gray Davis, I'm Not Paralyzed From The Neck Up.

The Two Most Misused Words In The Entire English Vocabulary Are Love And Friendship. A True Friend Would Die For You, So When You Start Trying To Count Them On One Hand, You Don't Need Any Fingers.

My Position Has Always Been That There's Two Types Of People Opposed To Pornography: Those Who Don't Know What They're Talking About, And Those Who Don't Know What They're Missing.