I Used To Get Bummed Out When

I'm So Secretive That When Someone Asks Me, Hey, Can You Keep A Secret? I Say That's None Of Your Business.

Whenever I Throw Caution To The Wind I Make Sure I'm Facing The Right Way So That It Doesn't Blow Back And Hit Me In My Face.

I Never Set Out To Do A Sketch Show.

Vampire Fad Just Won't Die. Makes Sense, I Guess.

I Think It's Cool When An Ex-girlfriend Becomes An Xl Girlfriend.