I Used To Get Bummed Out When

My Credit Card Company Says I Have An Outstanding Balance. I'm Flattered.

I Keep A Lighter In My Back Pocket All The Time. I'm Not A Smoker, I Just Really Like Certain Songs.

I Started Being A Comedy Fan When I Was, I'm Going To Guess, Like 5 Or 6 Years Old.

I Love Catching A Snapshot Of Something That Is Just About To Happen. Or Maybe Something That Just Happened, You Know. But I Like Especially That Just-before Kind Of Feeling.

I Was Student Council President In High School, And Even In Law School, I Was Vice-president Of The Student Bar Association.