I Used To Go Out With Actresses

Remember That No Matter How Selfish, How Cruel, How Unfeeling You Have Been Today, Every Time You Take A Breath, You Make A Flower Happy.

Bush Is The Face On The Can. But Who Canned That Soup?

If Anybody Comes Up To You And Says, My Kid Is A Conservative - Why Is That? You Say, Remember In The 60′s When We Told You If You Kept Using Drugs Your Kids Would Be Mutants?

Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy Carter. If He Ran Unopposed He Would Have Lost.

New Book On Malcolm X Says We Don't Know How He Was Killed. Want To Bring In The Fbi. Maybe They Were In Already.