I Used To Go Out With Actresses

Obama Said He Went To Libya Because Of His Conscience. Did Anyone Ever Wrestle With His Conscience And Lose?

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The Fact Is That You Can't Have A Good Relationship With A Girl Who Hasn't Settled Things With Her Father.

Remember When Movies Were Just Good Or Bad, Before Auteurs, Film Festivals, And Guys From Usc Who Were The First To Shoot Underwater?

Those Who The Gods Would Make Rich And Famous On Tv, They First Drive Mad.