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Vicodin, I Got Addicted To That Little Pill. The Reason I Dont Talk About It Too Much In The Press Is Because It Isnt Funny, And I Love To Be Funny In Interviews. If You Joke About That Period In Your Life, It Doesnt Seem Right.

I Never Really Thought Of Myself As A Physical Comedian. But When I Was A Kid, I Used To, You Know, Pretend To Trip Over Things To Make Girls Laugh In School And Stuff Like That. So I Kind Of Learned How To Fall Without Hurting Yourself.

I Know Chandler Is Similar To Me. But If You Watched My Life For A Week, There Would Be Many More Boring Parts.

A Lot Of People Think That Addiction Is A Choice. A Lot Of People Think It's A Matter Of Will. That Has Not Been My Experience. I Don't Find It To Have Anything To Do With Strength.

The Key To Sitcom Success Is Miserable People. If You See A Happy Couple, It's Just Gone, Like When Sam And Diane Got Together On Cheers.