I Used To Want To Gamble, Too,

Actually,i Am A Failed Anorexic. I Have Anorexic Thinking, But I Can't Seem To Muster The Behavoir

Having Waited My Entire Life To Get An Award For Something, Anything...i Now Get Awards All The Time For Being Mentally Ill. It’s Better Than Being Bad At Being Insane, Right? How Tragic Would It Be To Be Runner-up For Bipolar Woman Of The Year?

There Are Two Things That I Know For Certain Guys Are Good For: Pushing Swings And Killing Insects.

Happy Is One Of The Many Things I'm Likely To Be Over The Course Of A Day And Certainly Over The Course Of A Lifetime. But I Think If You Have The Expectation That You're Going To Be Happy Throughout Your Life--more To The Point, If You Have A Need To Be Comfortable All The Time--well, Among Other Things, You Have The Makings Of A Classic Drug Addict Or Alcoholic.

He Doesn't Move His Face When He Talks. His Eyes Are Like Shark Eyes. Dead.