I Used To Want To Gamble, Too,

I Got The Part [in The Shampoo]. But It Was This Very Unpleasantly Rivalry Tug.

All I Know Is That You Can Chop Up All The Onions And The Whatevers You Want And Put It On Top Of Caviar, But You Still Can't Disguise The Fact That You're Eating Fish Eggs. Ugh!

There Are Two Things That I Know For Certain Guys Are Good For: Pushing Swings And Killing Insects.

For Star Wars, They Had Me Tape Down My Breasts Because There Are No Breasts In Space. I Have Some. I Have Two.

If You Look At The Person That Someone Chooses To Have A Relationship With, You'll See What They Think Of Themselves.