I Used To Write Things Out Beforehand.

I Loved Australia. I Was Very Successful There

I Do Not Like Sports, Unless You Consider Treating All Humankind With Love And Respect A Sport.

I Once Sat Next To Jim From Wild Kingdom On A Flight From Atlanta. I Find Mentioning That Opens A Lot Of Doors.

The Problem With A Lot Of Comedy Clubs Is Not That They Are A Comedy Club; It's Just The Cheesy Way They're Presenting Themselves. That's Why A Lot Of People Have A Problem With Them. If You're A Relatively Unknown Comedian, You Can Play At A Comedy Club, You Might Play To Hundreds Of People Every Night. But If You Try To Make A Concert Event Out Of It, And Try To Play A Rock Club Or Something, Where You Might Play To 10 People Or No People. And The Flipside Of That Is, That's Also A Great Thing, To Play To People Who Are Your Fans. Some People Are Too Hard On The Comedy Clubs.

You Come There And Hang Out And Have A Drink Before The Show And Eat, So It's Not That Brutal. It's Only $6.