I Usually Get Freaked Out If I'm

Just Because People Want To Eat The Burger Doesn't Mean They Want To Meet The Cow.

I Suppose Things Are Better Now, But ... I Don't Know. People Still Hate Each Other, They Just Know How To Hide It Better.

My Greatest Hope Was To Get Discovered As A Comedian And Get On A Sitcom.

I Can't Relate To 99% Of Humanity.

Nothing's Really Changed For Me Over The Years. I Like Telling Stories About People With Problems. I Can't Really Put It Much Simpler Than That. Relationships Are Interesting To Me. Not Just Between Men And Women But Fathers And Sons, Brothers And Sisters And Friends.