I've Always Been A Huge Fan Of

I Think Humor Is The Best Gift, And If You Can't Laugh At Yourself, Who Can You Laugh At?

I Can Be Attracted To A Woman Sexually, But It Doesn't Mean I Want To Be In Love With A Woman.

I'm A Pretty Girl Who's A Model Who Doesn't Suck As An Actress.

I'm A Salty, Greasy Girl. I Give Every French Fry A Fair Chance. Could You Just Lay Some Lard In My Belly?

I'd Kiss A Frog Even If There Was No Promise Of A Prince Charming Popping Out Of It. I Love Frogs.