I've Always Been A Very Good Heel!

People Think It’s Hard To Travel To The Airports. 9/11 Has Made Our Travel Difficult, With The Security Laws And That. As Far As Comparing What We Do To Driving 3,000 Miles A Week, Making Fifty Bucks A Night, Sometimes One Hundred Bucks A Night, It’s A Lot Different. Guaranteed Contracts, First Class Air Fare, Hilton Hotels In London, Champaign. Waddaya Want? What More Could You Ask For!

To Be The World Champion In 1981 Was A Huge Honour.

It’s So Hard For Me To Sit Back Here In This Studio, Looking At A Guy Out Here, Hollering My Name!—when Last Year I Spent More Money, On Spilled Liquor, In Bars From One Side Of This World To The Other, Than You Made! You’re Talking To The Rolex Wearing, Diamond Ring Wearing, Kiss Stealing, Whoa! Wheelin Dealin’, Limosuine Riding, Jet Flying Son Of A Gun And I’m Having A Hard Time Holding These Alligators Down!

It's The Greatest Show On Earth. It's Unbelievable.

My Problem Is That I Think Everybody Needs To Work As Hard As I Worked When I Was In My Prime.