I've Always Been Exactly Who I Am

I Wanted To Be A Comedian, I Wanted People To Laugh At What I Was Saying, Not To Be Staring At My Boobs Or Wearing A Skirt And Show Off My ... I Just Didn't Think That That Was The Best Way To Get Taken Seriously In That World.

Lydia Was The Kind Of Friend Whom People Referred To As A 'party Favor' -- Always Fun To Be Around But She Doesn't Have Any Patience For Suffering Unless It's Her Own.

The Important Thing Is To Be Drunk.

I’ll Always Be Doing Stand-up As Long As People Are Still Interested In Seeing Me.

You Know You're A Hot Mess When The Only Person Buying You Drinks All Night Is Yourself.