I've Always Been The Annoying Kid Who

Chris Colfer... He's Like A... Playful Wood-nymph.

Hope For Everything, Expect Nothing.

The Power Of A Smile Goes A Long Way. My Mom Taught Me That.

Sometimes I Pretend To Be An Octopus. But Then People Are Like ‘darren What’re You Doing?’ And I Just Sit There And Laugh Because They’re Not Cool Enough To Be An Octopus And I’m Just Like ‘hah You’re Just Jealous Because You’re Not An Octopus.’

All My Aunts In The Phillipines, They Look At Me And Say 'darreeeeeen! You So Thin! Eat!'