I've Always Enjoyed Poor Health

The World Is A Penal Institution.

Honest Men Live On Charity In Their Age; The Almshouses Are Full Of Men Who Never Stole A Copper Penny. Honest Men Are The Fools And The Saints.

Contrary To General Opinion, Women Are Not So Sentimental As Men, But Are Much More Hardheaded.

One Of My Grandsons Used To Insist, When He Was Only 3 Or 4, That He Had Been Born And Had Lived In India

I Wanted To Acquire An Education, Work Extremely Hard And Never Deviate From My Goal, To Make It.