Do You Believe In Life After Love?

Going Hungry Never Bothered Me - It Was Having No Clothes.

You Make Good Coffee . . . You're A Slob, But You Make Good Coffee.

My Relationships Usually Last A Few Years. When I'm Involved With A Man, Other Men Are Fascinated With Me, But The Minute I'm Single Again, Half Of Those Men Disappear Because They Don't Have The Balls To Really Want Me.

I'm Like A Bumper Car. When I Did An Infomercial I Was Fodder For Every Tv Comedy Show. I Couldn't Get A Job. People Said I Was A Huge Joke. I've Been A Joke So Many Times. I've Been On My Way Out Since I Started, But I'm Strong-willed. My Mother Is So Much Tougher Than I Am And My Grandmother Is So Much Tougher Than My Mother.

I've Always Taken Risks, And Never Worried What The World Might Really Think Of Me.