I've Always Gone Out With Men Who

I Don't Mean To Be Accident Prone, But My Excuse Is If You Really Want To Get Somewhere You Have To Go Full Gas.

I Could Get Into Bed With James Bond, Then Take My False Leg Off And It Would Really Be A Gun.

I'm Quite Happy To Be Thrown Around And Hopefully My Leg Will Stay On.

If I Was A Gold-digger, I Would Have A Lot Of Money In My Bank Account. I'd Be Worth Millions And Millions.

There Are Many Other Kinds Of Milk Available. Why Don't We Try Drinking Rats' Milk And Dogs' Milk?