I've Always Lived In The Same Way.

For Flavor, Instant Sex Will Never Supersede The Stuff You Have To Peel And Cook.

Vice Is Its Own Reward.

Why Get Married? For Human Beings, Marriage Is Such An Unnatural State. If You Want Monogamy, It Has Been Said, You Should Marry A Swan.

The Simplest Comment On My Book Came From My Ballet Teacher. She Said, "i Wish You Hadn't Made Every Line Funny. It's So Depressing."

However Low A Man Sinks He Never Reaches The Level Of The Police.