I've Always Wanted To Be A Star.

We Cannot Direct The Wind, But We Can Adjust The Sails.

People Get A Kick Out Of My Stupidity.

I Know Some Of The Best Dolly Parton Jokes. I Made 'em Up Myself.

They Say Somebody's 'street Smart.' I Feel Like, If I Got Intelligence, It's Just A Country Smart.

My Favorite Movies Of All Times Is 'doctor Zhivago,' And I Love 'gone With The Wind.' I'd Love To Play Some Southern Belle Or Something Where I Owned A Plantation.